The Do’s and Don’ts of a Corporate Golf Day

 

Each year many of us are fortunate enough to be invited along to a corporate golf day or two. If you’re lucky you’ll be hosted by a company at a prestigious venue where you’ll be plied with free gifts, food and drinks for the duration of the day. Who would turn that down?!

But…..and here’s the problem, people don’t want to turn it down. Even if they’re not a regular golfer, even if their clubs have been in the back of the garage gathering cobwebs, or the only balls they have are some ultra soft balatas from 1991.

We understand the opportunity is too good to turn down. So if you are in the minority and really want to attend but have a backswing like a rusty gate here’s some tips that’ll help you survive and thrive on the day:-

DO

Get a lesson 

No one’s a perfect golfer, but you are definitely not. Even when you watch golfers on the TV and think it’s easy – it’s not. You’re going to be nervous. People will be watching you on the first tee sizing up the competition. Your playing partners are going to be annoyed if you’re hacking it up every fairway. So get yourself a lesson – tell the pro you want some quick fixes so you hit the ball somewhere near straight and go to the day with at least some sense of confidence and reassurance.

Play your game down

Take the pressure off yourself. Tell your playing partners you don’t know where the ball is going to go you’re that much out of practice. If it’s true then hey, sometimes that happens if not, then you’ve lured them into a false sense of security and they’ll be too busy annoyed and muttering ‘bandit’ under their breath to be able to post a decent score themselves.

Respect the course!

Corporate days are rarely played at your local municipal course. This is some high end venue. So don’t go taking divots the size of a football pitch! Keep your head, respect the course and swing it easy.

DON’T

Use the free balls they gave you

Schoolboy error. Not only are other people going to use them which results in an inevitable case of mistaken ball, they’re actually going to be some high end premium balls. So don’t tee one of them up on the first. At least wait 6 or 7 holes until you have found some sense of rhythm and timing. Otherwise you’ll be ruing the lost Titleist’s and reverting to something older, harder and muddier.

Lie about your handicap!

If you do you’re going to end up too high or too low and nothing in between. If you don’t have an official handicap then play a couple of rounds before the day itself, mark a card and average out the scores to find an indicative handicap. Don’t go off the last handicap you had 8 years ago; if you’re out of practice you’ll likely not get anywhere close to it (even if it was 36!)

Trash talk your opponents (too much)!

Trash talk has it’s place, especially at a corporate day. But you need to earn the right to trash talk through some decent golf. Don’t be giving it all that on the first tee because next minute you’ll be in the woods after your third shank with your head in your hands. Take it easy, hold your ground if it’s dished out to you (and if you return the favour), do it because you deserve to. It’ll feel better.

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Wales Retain “Ryder Cup” Trophy at Glamorganshire Golf Club

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The Wales “Ryder Cup” Team with captain Pete Goodfellow holding the trophy

AS MATCHES go this wasn’t a game of two halves but one way traffic from Wales who won the “Ryder Cup” at Glamorganshire Golf Club by 12½ to 5½ last weekend.

The traditional yearly event started with a Texas Scramble on Friday, September 30, which was eventually won by John Peters, Paul Davies, Darryl Hamonda and Richard Jeremy (last year’s Wales’ captain).

In the evening all players representing Wales and the Rest of the World were at the dinner where they received their shirts from both captains, Wales – Pete Goodfellow, and Rest of the World – Richard Kynaston. A thank you here to all the shirt sponsors and to Andy Ferrier for compering the evening with his usual wit and charm.

The betting then took place to see who could predict the correct or nearest scores for the Saturday competition, which was again arranged by Mike Hennessey.

Saturday morning the first teams were on the tee at 8.10am for the foursomes and by lunchtime Wales were leading six points to three with Wayne Blatchford and Ian Jones having a resounding win of six and five.

However Messrs. Brown and Hughes lost four and three, which is down to their antics on Friday night. The afternoon’s matches of fourballs started with both captains playing against each other with their respective partners of Wales’ James Barnett and Rest of the World’s club captain Alan Buchan.

The game was won by Wales on the 18th which set the tone for the afternoon.

Outstanding performances in the afternoon came from Richard Jeremy and Nathan Waters who won eight and six, Steve Morris and Peter Edmunds who won four and three and Tom Maunder and Paul Richards also winning four and three.

Congratulations to Paul Richards for getting the most results correct. Yet again Paul Brown was unsuccessful in getting any points for Wales, so there will be changes next year.

The Wales captain was presented with the Ryder Cup Trophy which was filled with Champagne from the Rest of the World captain.

The two captains’ will again lead their teams next year and have appointed the following vice captains, Wales Richard Hughes and Rest of the World Mike Jones.

A great golfing weekend was had by all and the Club are sure that next year’s event will go from strength to strength.